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Westcroft Canal in Carshalton Park, flowing again for the first time in fifteen years. The capital of Copan has flooded after heavy rain caused an old source of the River Wandle to start flowing again. Westcroft Canal, which runs from the Grotto in Carshalton Park to the Secluded Place (or “Smokers’ Wall”), capital of Copan,…

New Richmond, one of the two North American Crown Dependencies of Austenasia, has gained two residents and thousands of square feet of land. New Richmond – red indicates the new territory annexed yesterday. (Image rights belong to Google and the Commonwealth of Virginia) The Crown Dependency, officially titled the Dominion of New Richmond, yesterday grew by…

Today begins the year of the consulship of Eritoshi Augusta and Imperator Caesar Jonathan Augustus. Relatives and friends of the Emperor in heavy rain on the traditional New Year’s Day walk on Wimbledon Common. The Prime Minister, Countess Eritoshi of Memphis, has appointed herself and Emperor Jonathan I as this year’s consuls, Austenasia’s highest judicial…

The Orange Pyramid has been damaged by a Buddleia davidii plant. The pyramid, located in Wrythe Public Park, was built in April 2011 as a monument to cultural diversity and rebuilt in May 2012 in celebration of the tenth anniversary of Declan I becoming king of what is now New Wessex. By October 2013, the…

The extended Austenasian Imperial Family has had two days of Christmas celebrations. Emperor Mother Margaret, Emperor Father Terry and Crown Princess Caroline share a joke surrounded by presents on Christmas Day in the Boxalls’ house. Christmas Day (Wednesday 25th) begun with the immediate Imperial Family opening presents in Parliament Hall before meeting Emperor Grandmother Joyce…

Lord Centurion William Wade yesterday resigned from his position as governor of the Territory of Corinium Terentium. The Territory, surrounded by the British county of Gloucestershire, consists of a large field that is roughly 428,000 square feet, and has been under Austenasian sovereignty since being annexed on 4 May 2013. The Lord Centurion was replaced by Lord…

Not only did the Imperial Family today celebrate the 58th birthday of Emperor Mother Margaret, but also the confirmation of Crown Princess Caroline into the Methodist Church of Great Britain. Members of the extended Imperial Family celebrate in Parliament Hall. The day started with both individuals opening some presents in the Imperial Residence. The Imperial Family…

His Imperial Majesty the Emperor has announced the official start of winter 2013-4 in the Austenasian calendar, as a storm forces thousands from their homes in the United Kingdom. In the UK, two people have died and tens of thousands of homes are without electricity due to the storm, with winds over 100 mph having been recorded…

The Emperor and his parents this afternoon saw a fragment of the wooden cross on which Christ was crucified. Jonathan I, Emperor Mother Margaret and Emperor Father Terry met in Knightsbridge to walk the short distance to the Russian Orthodox Cathedral of the Dormition of the Mother of God, where part of the Cross was…

An Act of Parliament passed this morning has abolished the collection of taxes by the Treasury in peacetime. The Tax Reform Act 2013 states that from now on, the Treasury can only collect taxes if authorised by Parliament or an Imperial Decree during a state of emergency or war. Town Councils may impose taxes upon their…