The reigning Emperor Alexander VI – in a manner not unlike that of the Roman Emperors of old – has fallen upon a bout of madness, issuing bizarre decrees leading the Austenasian community to question the sanity of the Emperor.

Leading experts are still debating the cause of the recent Emperor’s madness, with the most popular theory being accidental lead poisoning from the ongoing water infrastructure project in Zenrax, as a result of cost-cutting measures that became necessary after the Emperor bankrupted the treasury during failed negotiations with the Prince of Nigeria.

Amongst the latest Edicts issued by the Mad Emperor in defiance of the people include:

• The appointment of a tin of Heinz Baked Beans as a Senator
• Austenasian citizens ordered to purchase a thnickel on pain of death
• The declaration of war on MicroWiki in order to ‘reconquer our page’
• The dispatch of seven-thousand pigeons to New Virginia

Reportedly, the Emperor has also sent a microwave and a cactus to the Grand Duke of Misberia, although the Austenasian Times has yet to ascertain the reason behind this move.

This move marks the latest in a series of deeply concerning news facing the Micronational community in what has been coined the ‘Third Black March’. See the following articles below for the latest scoop from the Times:

• The GUM’s Darkest Hour: Power cut hits Quorum Chamber, delegates reportedly unable to see anything
• Lady Winchester calls Prime Minister to resign, following fresh accusations of substituting Heinz Beans for store-brand alternatives
• Lord Jonathan takes back the Throne, after finding it at a car boot sale in Milton Keynes
• Fictions can’t eat it, but we can: what’s really in our bread?

Written by Mick Griffin

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